10 Funny Parenting Haiku Tweets That Sum Up Your Most Feared Experiences

Sometimes parenting is hard. It’s tiring, frustrating, difficult, and often messy. It’s a lot of work and it doesn’t always feel like a joy. But there are moments that make it worth it. There are moments when you catch your kid being so sweet, thoughtful or hilarious that you can’t help but share.

Parenting can seem like an uphill battle, but it doesn’t have to be that way.

Here are 10 honest tweets by parents just like you who have been there before about what parenting is really all about.

With this list, we hope to provide some laughs and encourage you in the midst of the not so fun moments – all from the perspective of a parent.

More socks on the floor
My admonitions ignored
Screen time is at risk


@TNTAdam Jan 25, 2019

My girl loves to read.
She also likes pretending
To fart in my face

#StayClassy #SameChildDiffInterests #Parenting #DadLife #haiku

@haiku_dad Oct Oct 14, 2016

A #parenting haiku, composed after travelling with my kids for 5 days:
When you don’t listen to your mom,
she smiles and says
I told you so. Again.

@gretchendiemer Nov 25, 2018

Parenting Haiku
I say tomayto
My daughter says tomahto
Fuck you, Peppa Pig

@JasonEAlt Nov 14, 2018

Cash counter meltdown.
A teachable moment failed.
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

@momentHaiku Nov 25, 2018

Full. Gallon. Of. Milk.
All over the kitchen floor
Slowly. Count. To. Ten.

#haiku #parenting #accidentshappen

@itsahaikulife Nov 23, 2016

A haiku about my day:

Whine whine whine whine whine.
Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine.
Wine, red and white, both.

@MyMomologue Jan 27, 2016

Sleep. A #Parenting Haiku

Sleep. Wonderful sleep.
It’s been more than a year now.
Oh how we miss you.

@thomaslhorrocks Mar 12, 2017

Games, lights, sounds, buttons
Final Test: Can this toy fly?
Rest in peace, iPhone

@HonestToddler May 23, 2013

 Postpartum Haiku #29

Laptop and spit-up
Life of a work at home mom
Always one boob out

@EveHurwitz Oct 2, 2016

Here’s to more of us sharing the joys of parenting and less of the frustration. With these words of wisdom we hope to make it all seem a bit easier.

What’s your honest parenting haiku tweet?

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